Night of the Day of the Invasion of the Ant People July 8, 2009
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“Argentine ants living in vast numbers across Europe, the US and Japan belong to the same inter-related colony, and will refuse to fight one another.
The colony may be the largest of its type ever known for any insect species, and could rival humans in the scale of its world domination.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8127000/8127519.stm
I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords. I would like to point out that I have mandibles that could be considered helpful to the mega-colony. I would be especially useful in rounding up human dissenters to be put to work in tunnel-digging.
June 2009 Movies July 7, 2009
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Okay, so I’m a bit late posting this, which I attribute to work this week. That’s the story I’m sticking to.
Films I watched in June:
Terminator Salvation *
I Love You, Man *
The Black Hole
Dear Zachary
The Man Who Knew Too Much
Observe & Report *
Defiance
Renaissance
The Treasure of Sierra Madre
Red Beard
The Wild One
Keith
Blood Simple
Wild Strawberries
Fanny & Alexander
* Films Seen in Theater
Heroes Fall July 2, 2009
Posted by vorpalkeith in Life The Universe and Everything, Movie News, science.Tags: aliens, escher, mighty muggs, robo geisha, sludge worms
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I tripped over a fan cord and a shelf of Mighty Muggs came cascading down onto the floor. They were fine, as nothing can damage the resilient little bastards, it’s just an unsettling sound.
I can’t help but think this never would have happened if my house wasn’t a series of unpredictable oblique angles. It’s like trying to live in an Escher painting.
In other news, the most insane film trailer I’ve ever seen has come out . . .
ROBO GEISHA
This film is my Grail.
“What the HELL did you just have me watch?” – Luke Foster
Is it a gross alien blob monster? Apparently, not. Science believes it to be a colony of sludge worms in the Raleigh sewer system, but look at the pulsing!!!
“Dude, I don’t even want to know what that is. It’s like something from one of Warren Ellis’ sex fantasies.” – Luke Foster
Podcasts for the week June 26, 2009
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There are new episodes of of Cine-Rama AND The Trip out today.
On Cine-Rama we discuss the summer blockbusters of Wolverine, Star Trek, and Up. In the challenges we talk about Seven Samurai and Love & a .45.
On The Trip we talk about Ghostbusters. Or do we? As Micah says, “I hit play, and I have no idea what’s going on.”
Update: Given the day’s events Derek has also linked up our Thriller episode of The Trip from a couple of months ago. Check them all out.
Heroes Con 2009 June 23, 2009
Posted by vorpalkeith in Life The Universe and Everything.Tags: heroes con, comic conventions, george perez, ed brubaker, brian michael bendis, matt fraction, charlotte
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Heroes Con 2009 has come and gone and I was there to see it all, my friends. I lived to tell the tale. It’s a tale of laughter, brotherhood, and ultimately sadness at having to say goodbye once again to good friends.
I arrived in Charlotte last Thursday night with my friend Alan. He was coming in from New York so we’d met up in Philadelphia and drove down the rest of the way. There we met up with members of our usual knucklehead crew: Micah, Ryan, Mike and Barb for dinner and assorted goofiness back at Ryan’s hotel (which I quickly dubbed Stark Tower for it was swanky).
The next morning the Con began. I met many an Internet buddy face to face finally, and some for the second time. Dave Dwonch, Super Ugly, Kellie (Ug’s Missus), Chad Cicconi, Shawn Pryor, TJ, TJ’s Missues (whose name I regretfully didn’t catch), Dave, Kev, Jimmy Aquino, Gabriel Hardman, Dave Wachter, Pat Loika, Brian Deemer, Pants, Murd, and even Mario Muscar (he of Beauty and the Geek infamy).
The Crew of Knuckleheads went out to lunch with James Harris from the Comic Book Savant and his lovely lady. Also there was The Other Keith and his wife Michelle. This was at Uno’s. I ate some tasty sliders and cheese-and-bacon mashed potatoes. That night we hit Rock Bottom Brewery for dinner where I had chicken fried chicken, followed by drinks next door at a place called Therapy.
Con day two brought out that man of mystery, Mr. Comic Book Noise Himself: Derek Coward!!!!
That night for dinner we all gathered together for wings. They were such deliciousness. Ryan and Dave each attempted the “Braveheart” wing after being warned about it from our lovely waitress. Somewhere there are pictures and video of them experiencing the burn.
On the way home two gay men hit on me. Don’t see that happening often in Springboro.
Sunday was a little bittersweet. It meant saying goodbye to the friends who had to catch early flights like Ryan.
It was also my major shopping day, which reminds me . . . .I should mention what I picked up.
A Spider-Man Head Sketch from Chris Giarusso
A ton of freebies from the DC table the prize of which were pins for my messenger bag and a Flash ring
The Con exclusive Bill Sienkiewicz print
DC Direct Justice Society of America Sandman Figure
H-E-R-O Issue 20
H-E-R-O Issue 21 (one left to go to complete my run!)
WWH: Incredible Hercules
Ultimate Power
New Avengers: Illuminati
Amulet Volume 1 (thanks Ryan!)
Special Ed Volume 1
Umbrella Academy Volume 1
Hellboy: Seed of Destruction
Conan: The Blood-Strained Crown and Other Stories
Conan and the Midnight God
Heathentown
Captain America: Death of Cap Part 1
Captain America: Death of Cap Part 2
X-Factor Volume 5
The Ultimates 2 Volume 2
Defenders: Indefensible
Secret Invasion: Amazing Spider-Man
Secret Invasion: Runaways/Young Avengers
Peter Parker, Spider-Man: Trials and Tribulations
That night the remaining knuckleheads went out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant where I lost my heart to a lovely young cashier.
Throughout the Con I got to meet a lot of creators I had immense respect for. These included: Don Rosa, Matt Fraction (second meeting), Tony Harris, Mark Bagley, Mark Waid (second meeting), Jamal Igle, Mark Brooks (second meeting), Brian Michael Bendis, David Mack (second meeting), Ed Brubaker, and George Perez.
On the way to the Marvel panel I got to shake Bendis’s hand and express my gratitude. Ultimate Spider-Man was one of the books that got me back into comics back when it launched. I owe the man a lot.
There were people in costumes:
It seems a lot of them were Sith Lords.
There were also girls in costumes:
Um, where was I . . .?
I guess the next most obvious question is what did I learn? There are several answers.
(1) I learned that Charlotte has much prettier girls than Northwest PA.
(2) $5 trades are AWESOME.
(3) Marvel screwed up and used the image of the Brooklyn Bridge when killing off Gwen Stacy, despite the fact they called it the George Washington Bridge.
(4) I NEED to get off my butt and put some comics of my own creation out there.
(5) I’m ready for Heroes Con 2010.
P.S. No one kicked me. Eat it, Luke!
Top Ten Voyager Episodes June 17, 2009
Posted by vorpalkeith in television review.Tags: star trek voyager, top ten episodes
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I really didn’t like Star Trek: Voyager, so this list is difficult for me. I’ll try to keep this brief.
NUMBER TEN
The Killing Game
Written by Brannon Braga and Joe Menosky
Wikipedia Says: The Hirogen implant devices into the crew making them believe they are characters within the holodecks being used for hunts.
Keith Says: Alien Nazis. ‘Nuff said.
NUMBER NINE
Flashback
Written by Brannon Braga
Wikipedia Says: Tuvok experiences brain-damaging flashbacks to his service on the Excelsior.
Keith Says: This episode deserves mentioning because of it’s connections to Star Trek 6 and the guest appearances by Sulu, Rand, and Kang.
NUMBER EIGHT
The Thaw
Written by Richard Gadas and Joe Menosky
Wikipedia Says: The crew find aliens mentally connected to a computer that has created a being that feeds on their fear.
Keith Says: Michael McKean steals the show in this episode as The Clown, the living (or virtual) embodiment of fear. “Drat,” indeed.
NUMBER SEVEN
Mortal Coil
Written by Bryan Fuller
Wikipedia Says: Neelix dies in an attempt to sample proto-matter from a nebula. Seven of Nine believes she can revive him using Borg nanoprobes, but Neelix finds it hard to adjust, particularly given that he has no memory of an afterlife of any kind.
Keith Says: Star Trek rarely, if ever, dips its toe into matters of faith – which in a show about alien cultures seems surprising. That they did here, and with a crisis of faith no less, was a nice change of pace.
NUMBER SIX
Warhead
Written by Michael Taylor, Kenneth Biller and Brannon Braga
Wikipedia Says: The crew rescue a device with artificial intelligence embedded in rock, but it then proceeds to take control of The Doctor and reveals itself to be a weapon of mass destruction.
Keith Says: Are we only what we are made to be? Or are we what we choose? It’s a question for men as much as it is AI.
NUMBER FIVE
Caretaker
Written by Michael Piller & Jeri Taylor
Wikipedia Says: On a mission to the Badlands, the USS Voyager, along with a Maquis ship, is stranded in the Delta Quadrant, over 70,000 light-years from home by an incredibly powerful being known as “Caretaker.”
Keith Says: This pilot showed a lot more promise for the series than it delivered. The idea that you could be in an area of space where resources were tight and even water was a precious commodity was interesting. They quickly abandoned this though. The other good thing about the episode was that it presented a genuine moral quandry.
NUMBER FOUR
Revulsion
Written by Lisa Klink
Wikipedia Says: A hologram contacts Voyager and the Doctor is excited to meet another hologram.
Keith Says: Another episode that is stolen by its guest star. This time it’s Leland Orser as a hologram responsible for the murder of his crew – the organic lifeforms he has grown to hate.
NUMBER THREE
Meld
Written by Michael Sussman and Michael Piller
Wikipedia Says: In order to quell the temper of a Voyager crew member, Tuvok performs a mind-meld.
Keith Says: Oh how little Wikipedia says! This episode introduced Suder (Brad Dourif), the murdering sociopath member of the crew. He was the most interesting character on the show despite only being in two episodes.
NUMBER TWO
Year of Hell
Written by Brannon Braga and Joe Menosky
Wikipedia Says: Voyager creates a new Astrometrics Lab, which maps a new course that brings them into contact with a Krenim temporal ship that can erase things from history.
Keith Says: Why, oh why, did they hit the big temporal reset button at the end of this! This episode had the appropriate consequences and desperation that you would imagine would really happen in the situation that Voyager was in. Really, this should have been what the entire show was like.
NUMBER ONE
Death Wish
Written by Michael Piller
Wikipedia Says: The crew encounter a member of the Q Continuum seeking to end his immortal life.
Keith Says: Now this is what makes a Star Trek episode, a solid thought-provoking tale of moral judgment. The question raised here is that of a person’s right to determine the time and manner of their own death, or in this case, an immortal beings right to determine whether or not they can die at all.
Next Up: Enterprise
More Adventures in Real Conversation June 14, 2009
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Me: And then there were two.
Eric: So, it’s come to this.
Me: I always knew it would end this way. You. Me. And a gun.
Eric: I’m going to close my eyes and start firing. If I dont hit you, you can live for another year.
Me: Strange. That’s how my parents always celebrated my birthday, too.
Top Ten DS9 Episodes June 11, 2009
Posted by vorpalkeith in television review.Tags: top ten, star trek deep space nine
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This was a tough list to make for me, as Deep Space Nine was overall an entirely excellent show.
NUMBER TEN
Hard Time
Written by Robert Hewitt Wolfe, Daniel Keys Moran and Lynn Barker
Wikipedia Says: O’Brien is accused of espionage by an alien race who use a more expeditious form of incarcerating criminals.
Keith Says: This episode is SMART science fiction. The idea that you would serve out the entirety of a prison sentence in a series of implanted memories is very clever, but it also contrasts that clever invention with the reality of post-traumatic stress disorder.
“When we were growing up, they used to tell us… humanity had evolved, that mankind had outgrown hate and rage. But when it came down to it, when I had the chance to show, that no matter what anybody did to me, that I was still an evolved human being… I failed. I repaid kindness with blood. I was no better than an animal.”
“No. No, no, no. An animal would’ve killed Ee’Char and never had a second thought, never shed a tear… But not you. You hate yourself.You hate yourself so much you think you deserve to die. The Argrathi did everything they could to strip you of your humanity and in the end, for one brief moment they succeeded. But you can’t let that brief moment define your entire life. If you do, if you pull that trigger.. then the Argrathi will have won. They will have destroyed a good man. You cannot let that happen, my friend.”- Julian listens and sets things right with O’Brien
NUMBER NINE
The Siege of AR-558
Written by Ira Steven Behr and Hans Beimler
Wikipedia Says: Sisko and crew relieve Starfleet troops under siege by Jem’Hadar at a key communications outpost.
Keith Says: The real strength of this episode was in the back and forth between Quark and Nog, who provided an opportunity for us as humans to see ourselves from the outside.
“Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, nephew. They’re a wonderful, friendly people – as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts… deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers… put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time… and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people will become as nasty and violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don’t believe me? Look at those faces, look at their eyes…” - Quark
NUMBER EIGHT
Honor Among Thieves
Written by Rene Echevarria and Philip Kim
Wikipedia Says: Starfleet Intelligence recruits Chief O’Brien to infiltrate the Orion Syndicate to find a Starfleet informant.
Keith Says: The DS9 writers really seemed to like putting O’brien into tough situations. In this one he has to bear the responsibility of setting up a man that he grew to befriend for death. The man, to protect his family from retribution by the Orion Syndicate, ultimately sacrifices his life even after O’brien warns him what is going to happen.
NUMBER SEVEN
The Wire
Written by Robert Hewitt Wolfe
Wikipedia Says: In order to save Garak’s life, Bashir must unravel some of the secrets in the Cardassian’s past.
Keith Says: Garak was such an intriguing character, who we never fully understood. This was the first episode to clue us into the how murky the waters of his past were, and ultimately told us that we would never fully understand.
“Of all the stories you told me, which ones were true and which ones weren’t?”
“My dear Doctor, they’re all true.”
“Even the lies?”
“Especially the lies.”
- Garak and Bashir
NUMBER SIX
Homefront/Paradise Lost
Written by Ira Steven Behr & Robert Hewitt Wolfe and Hans Beimler &Ronald D. Moore
Wikipedia Says: Sisko and Odo are brought to Earth when it’s suspected Changelings are infiltrating Starfleet . . . they discover a plot to seize control of Earth from the Federation.
Keith Says: This was an oddly prescient two-parter, and it’s really amazing to think that it was conceived before 9/11 and the institution of the Patriot Act and all of that. How fragile is freedom? How far are you willing to go for the illusion of safety? It’s an important question.
“What if I were to tell you that there are only four Changelings on this entire planet. Not counting Constable Odo, of course. Think of it – just four of us, and look at the havoc we’ve wrought.”
“How do I know that you’re telling me the truth?”
“Oh, four is more than enough. We’re smarter than solids. We’re better than you. And most importantly, we do not fear you the way you fear us. In the end, it’s your fear that will destroy you.” - Changeling and Sisko
NUMBER FIVE
Far Beyond the Stars
Written by Marc Scott Zicree, Ira Steven Behr and Hans Beimler
Wikipedia Says: After a friend’s ship is destroyed, Sisko considers leaving Starfleet. Visions of himself as a science fiction writer in 1950s America affect his decision.
Keith Says: Two things to say about this episode. First, the production design from the 1950’s visions was fantastic. Second, Avery Brooks is an AMAZING actor. He bears the weight of this entire episode on his shoulders.
“Call anybody you want, they can’t do anything to me, not any more, and nor can any of you. I am a Human being, dammit! You can deny me all you want but you can’t deny Ben Sisko – He exists! That future, that space station, all those people – they exist in here! (pointing to his head) In my mind. I created it. And everyone of you knew it, you read it. It’s here. (pointing to his head again) Do you hear what I’m telling you? You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea, don’t you understand, that’s ancient knowledge, you cannot destroy an idea. (becoming hysterical) That future – I created it, and it’s real! Don’t you understand? It is real. I created it. And it’s real! It’s REAL!” – Benny Russell
NUMBER FOUR
Call to Arms/A Time to Stand/Rocks and Shoals
Written by Ira Steven Behr & Robert Hewitt Wolfe (Call to Arms), Ira Steven Behr & Hans Beimler (A Time to Stand), Ronald D. Moore (Rocks and Shoals)
A three parter.
Wikipedia Says:
Call to Arms: Faced with the realisation that the Dominion are taking over the Alpha Quadrant, Sisko decides to mine the entrance to the wormhole.
A Time to Stand: Three months into the war, DS9 is still under Dominion control. Sisko and his crew are given a mission to destroy a vital facility deep in Dominion space.
Rocks and Shoals: Sisko and his tired crew crash on a planet where they encounter a band of Jem’Hadar.
Keith Says: Incredibly important things happened in this three-parter that defined the rest of the series. First, the war began. Second, they lost the station. Third, they showed the dark pale that the Federation-Dominion War cast over the galaxy. The images are deeply memorable. Dominion troops on the station, a fleet of hundreds of Federation and Klingon ships going off to war, our main characters gunning down an entire platoon of Jem’Hadar who refuse to surrender.
“I assume Captain Sisko has removed or destroyed everything of value.”
“Not everything.”
(Dukat is holding Sisko’s baseball)
“What is that?”
“A message. From Sisko.”
“I don’t understand.”
“He’s letting me know… he’ll be back…”
- Weyoun and Dukat
“You know, there’s something I just don’t understand. You’re always telling me that space is big, that it’s an endless frontier, filled with infinite wonders.”
“It’s true.”
“If that’s the case, you would think there’d be more than enough room to allow people to leave each other alone.”
“It just doesn’t work that way… It should. But it doesn’t.” - Joseph and Benjamin Sisko
NUMBER THREE
In the Pale Moonlight
Written by Michael Taylor and Peter Allan Fields
Wikipedia Says: Sisko asks Garak to help him get the Romulans to join the war against the Dominion.
Keith Says: What I said above about a dark pale? Scratch that. THIS is the darkest episode of Star Trek ever. Captain Sisko conspires and ultimately betrays all of the ideals the Federation stands for to save the galaxy.
“So… I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all… I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. Garak was right about one thing, a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it… Computer, erase that entire personal log.” – Sisko
NUMBER TWO
Duet
Written by Lisa Rich, Jeanne Carrigan-Fauci and Peter Allan Fields
Wikipedia Says: A visiting Cardassian may in fact be a notorious war criminal, and Kira is determined to bring him down.
Keith Says: Two characters, brilliant dialogue, and parallels to the war crimes of Nazi Germany. Powerful.
“What lies? You mean my failure to divulge my true identity? Believe me Major, I yearned to tell you. But I knew how much more satisfaction you would have if you found out for yourself, and that was my only deception. Marritza was a magnificent file clerk. And I, Gul Darhe’el? I hope you’ll not think it immodest of me to say so, but I was a magnificent leader. Oh, you never saw Gallitep at its height. For a labor camp, it was the very model of order and efficiency. And why? For that, you have to look to the top. To me! My word, my every glance, was law. And my verdict was always the same: Guilty.”
“You’re insane!”
“Oh, no, no, Major… you can’t dismiss me that easily. I did what had to be done. My men understood that, and that’s why they loved me. I would order them to go out and kill Bajoran scum, and they’d do it, they’d murder them! They’d come back covered in blood but they felt clean! Now why did they feel that way, Major? Because they were clean!” - Marritza/Darhe’el and Kira
“Nothing justifies genocide!”
“What you call genocide, I call a day’s work.”
- Kira and Marritza/Darhe’el
“You’re Marritza, aren’t you?”
“You mistake me for that bug? That whimpering nothing? Oh, you stupid Bajoran girl. Don’t you know who I am? I’m your nemesis. I’m your nightmare. I’m the Butcher of Gallitep.”
“The Butcher of Gallitep died six years ago. You’re Aamin Marritza, his filing clerk.”
“That’s not true. I am alive. I will always be alive! It’s Marriza who is dead. Marritza, who was good for nothing but cowering under his bunk and weeping like a woman. Who, every night, covered his ears because he couldn’t bear to hear the screaming for mercy of the Bajorans.” -Kira and Marritza/Darhe’el
“You have no idea what it’s like to be a coward. To see these horrors and do nothing.” - Marritza/Darhe’el, to Kira
NUMBER ONE
The Visitor
Written by Michael Taylor
Wikipedia Says: An elderly Jake Sisko relates the story of how he lost his father.
Keith Says: This episode is all about grief, and the how the inability to move on from loss will ultimately ruin your life. Jake is dragging his temporally trapped father through time with him like a phantom, and the Jake learns that the only escape is his own death. Tony Todd gives a truly heart-wrenching performance as the elderly Jake Sisko. Maybe the only episode of Star Trek to ever bring me to tears.
“To my father, who’s coming home.”
- Benjamin Sisko, reading the dedication in Jake’s last book
Remember Them June 6, 2009
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~A Quiet Place~
It’s quiet here … so quiet
Standing on this hill
But if I stand here too much longer
My eyes with tears will fill
Looking down … I’m there again
On that beach … just down below
Far different … to that morning
That I remember so
That beach … it was a hell on earth
Where no man … should ever go
I remember
I was down there
I should know
Don’t cry now … dear old soldier
That was many years ago
- Tony Chapman
Until the ending of your days. Always remember.
June 6, 1944.
D-Day.
The day heroes stood, and fought, and bled; for all. Their future is our future. All futures, any future; their future.



































