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I Like Movies April 22, 2009

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I highly recommend anyone who gets the chance to go download and listen to the most recent IFC News podcast.  The topic of the show is portrayals of mental illness on film. Really interesting, and I may have to talk to Christian about stealing the topic for an episode of Cine-Rama at some point.

Now some links for some film trailers:

I really need to see this.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/moon/

A romantic comedy/documentary? But scripted? But with actors playing themselves? Anyway . . . it has future Scott Pilgrim himself, Michael Cera.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/paperheart/

All Hodgilly Podgilly April 19, 2009

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The Trip Episode 13 is up!

It’s the second of our hodgepodge episodes!

Nothing useful is discussed!

More real adventures in conversation April 15, 2009

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Alex:  I think culturally I’m a pygmy.

Keith:  Do you find yourself boiling many naturalists in large cauldrons?

Alex:  More than the worldwide average, I’d say.

Keith:  Yeah, that’s a pretty strong indicator.

Alex:  BRB.

Keith:  Check your nose.  Is there a bone through there?

Alex:  Actually . . . through the center?

Keith:  Yes.

Alex:  Curves down and pointed at both ends?

Keith:  Yeah . . .

Alex:  Well, that about wraps it up I suppose.

Keith:  Oh, that exchange is so getting blogged.

EDIT . . . . . . .  Alex:  You know pygmies eat the blogs of their vanquished.

Scattershot Blogpost, With Links April 15, 2009

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Keith: So where should I go to make new friends?
Keith: Cause right now my social interaction comes from podcasting and conventions.
Barb: I don’t know. What kind of places are available to you?
Keith: I don’t know… I don’t go to bars. Or clubs.
Barb: Are there any kinds of groups to join?
Keith: Like AA?
Barb: Hardy har har.
Barb: No, like a group of people who like the same kinds of things you do.
Keith: Lesbians?
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A woman has been said to have developed a useful imaginary third arm in a stunning neuroscientific achievement.

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/10/woman-has-developed.html

None of my imaginary friends were ever particularly useful.

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The periodic table of awesome!

Period Table of Awesome

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The stunning racism of this sentiment shocked even me.

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/04/09/brown-asian-names/

Can people be impeached for being stupid?

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In a final note, I watched the Doctor Who easter special “Planet of the Dead” which I quite enjoyed. Tennant was fun as always, we had a cool alien world, UNIT, and Michelle Ryan was just . . . is yummy a sexist term? Did anyone else get a Pitch Black vibe from the planet that the double-decker bus wound up crashing on?

We also get our first hints as to the tenth Doctor’s ultimate fate. The psychic woman tells him that his song will soon be ending (very reminiscent of the line from Planet of the Ood). She also says that “he is coming back from out of the darkness” and that “he will knock four times”.

Eisners April 10, 2009

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So the Eisner Awards were announced the other day and a few things occurred to me while I was reading over the list:

1) I’m out of the loop. I haven’t read or even heard of most of the nominees. I need to work to remedy this.

2) Since when was All-Star Superman an ongoing series?

3) It might be the first Eisner list in a long time that I’ve seen that hasn’t had Brian K. Vaughn’s name on it, or anything Brian K. Vaughn related. Which saddens me. The post-Y: The Last Man world is one lacking, I’d say. I know that Vaughn is busy with Lost now, but I just hope he doesn’t completely abandon us over in the the comic book world. The sporadically-released issues of Ex Machina just aren’t enough to tide me over. I’ve heard rumors that there is another Vertigo project on the way, which I hope is true. The world really just needs more BKV.

Several Things, Mostly Sweetmint April 8, 2009

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Christian wants me to talk a bit about the new Sweetmint blog that’s he’s set up, so I guess I should do that, or else he’ll just keep nagging me.  The blog can be found at Sweetmint Blog. There we’re going to be talking about the production of the film, what goes into it, and probably doing a lot of whining about making movies on no budget whatsoever.

For those unfamiliar, Sweetmint is the feature film we’re making this year. It’s a story about two guys on the cusp of graduating college, dealing with the changes they’re about to face, the trials and tribulations of life and love. I am the co-writer.

Did I mention we got financing? Oh, we did. Christian also tells me the dang thing is cast, so production begins in May. Go team us! I will make it out to Milwaukee at some point during the shoot to participate in the actually production process.

Christian wants me to participate on the blog, writing posts and whatnot. I’m pretty sure he needs to give me permission through wordpress before that’s going to happen though.

Changing gears a bit here . . . it looks like Kumar is headed to the White House!

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/04/07/actor-kal-penn-joining-the-obama-administration/

That’s right. Kal Penn is going to be joining the Obama administration as part of the White House Office of Public Liaison. He’ll being dealing with issues involving the Asian, Pacific Islander, and arts communities.

This is a wise move for Kumar seeing as how Harold was recently elected to the position of helmsman of the Enterprise.

In Which I Was Tempted To Put Someone Through a Plate-Glass Window April 7, 2009

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Today was a particularly slow day at work, which wasn’t all that bad as I got to nerd it up with some co-workers and what have you.  I was pretty tired too, as I had only a sketchy few hours of sleep from the previous night to hold me over.  The answer to this problem was Chinese food from Imperial, which my brother and I got after our subsequent shifts were both completed.

It would have been the perfect capstone to the day but for the loud and incredibly rude party a few tables over.  It was a group of what the British would call chavs.  Trashy, yuppie, whiteboy wannabes.  One of them was having an intense argument with who I assumed to be his girlfriend, cursing up a storm, flaring his frat boy nostrils, and generally making an abusive ass of himself.  An impressive string of explatives made up the bulk of the monologue.  Honestly, I swear that if they weren’t in a public place he might have taken a swing at her.

I wanted more than anything at that moment to get up, walk over, pick this guy up by the shirt, and ram him about four or five times into his table until the bone structure of his face became a pink, chunky oatmeal.  I know this is not a productive course of action, so I made a deliberate point of trying to mind my own business.  As my brother told me, there’s nothing you can do for that situation to fix it.  It has to be her.  Too true.

All the same . . .  It’s been on my mind since then.

We’ve all seen movies where our quiet calm hero will wander over and remind punks what manners are.  It’s the sort of thing you’d see Clint Eastwood do.  And, despite not doing so, there’s a part of me that truly wished I had.

I guess my point is this.  There are ways to behave in this world, and ways you shouldn’t.  You should do your best in this world to put positive things forward.  Act with courage, courtesy, chivalry, charity, and kindness.  And you NEVER, EVER talk to women like that.  Anything else is just a waste of skin.

Top 10 Film Characters of All Time April 3, 2009

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Christian threw down the gauntlet. If you go over to his blog you will see that he’d been tagged in an Internet meme to list your favorite film characters of all time. While his list is good, it just doesn’t hold a candle to mine.

I put stipulations on myself for this. First, I would be allowed five honorable mentions to be put after the list. Second, the choices I made could not have appeared in any other media first, or be based on real people. That means nothing from books, plays, TV shows, comics. No Joker, no Ed Wood, and no Inigo Montoya (all would have made this list otherwise).

Here, for your consideration, is what I arrived at:

Number Ten

Martin Q. Blank; portrayed by John Cusack
from “Gross Pointe Blank”
Directed by George Armitage (1997)

Even a hitman has to come from somewhere. Sure, John Cusack may be playing a variation on himself in this story of a wacky hitman and a high school reunion, but do we really mind?

“Oh, the reason I called… Could you find out who else is in town? I’ve made two spooks and a ghoul already, so if they’ve double-booked the job, and/or they’re going to kill me, I’d like to know. If you could find that out, that’d be great. “  – Martin Blank

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Number Nine

The Man With No Name; portrayed by Clint Eastwood
first appeared in “A Fistful of Dollars”
Directed by Sergio Leone (1964)

Never before or after has a man said so much without actually opening his eyes. Whether it’s chewing on the end of a cigarillo, or just squinting in the afternoon sun, everything about this man screams badass. You always want him to have your back in a gunfight.

“. . .” – The Man With No Name

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Number Eight

Chris Pratt; portrayed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt
from “The Lookout”
Directed by Scott Frank (2007)

You have to be cautious at best saying someone from so recent a film is one of the best characters ever, but in this case the performance is just so amazing that I know it will stick with me. Chris is a kid who had everything going for him until it was all stolen by a horrible accident that left every waking instant a challenge for him. His moods shift sporadically, he confuses easily, and sometimes he can’t even tell what event happened before another. He gets manipulated into a heist, but in the end overcomes his challenges to be a hero.

“Once upon a time, I woke up. I took a shower with soap.” – Chris Pratt

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Number Seven

Kambei Shimada; portrayed by Takashi Shimura
from “Seven Samurai”
Directed by Akira Kurosawa (1954)

The leader of a group of masterless samurai hired to defend a village from bandist. Shimura plays the role with a quiet dignity. He is a man wearied by years of fighting, the toils of age. He is the leader that any group of warriors could ever hope to have. He is thoughtful, tactical, and leads from the front with sword in hand.

“You embarrass me. You’re overestimating me. Listen, I’m not a man with any special skill, but I’ve had plenty of experience in battles; losing battles, all of them. In short, that’s all I am. Drop such an idea for your own good.” – Kambei Shimada

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Number Six

Kikuchiyo; portrayed by Toshiro Mifune
from “Seven Samurai”
Directed by Akira Kurosawa (1954)

Two characters from the same movie, you ask? Well, that’s just a statement to the power of Kurosawa and the brilliant actors he casts. Mifune plays this quixotic samurai with zeal. He’s a wild man, howling and flying about the screen with an energy not seen since. He’s such a curious study too. A man who so desperately wants to be the samurai he isn’t, but is also willing to call them out for their own sins. Brilliant.

“What do you think of farmers? You think they’re saints? Hah! They’re foxy beasts! They say, “We’ve got no rice, we’ve no wheat. We’ve got nothing!” But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You’ll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, sake! Look in the valleys, they’ve got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They’re nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do?” – Kikuchiyo

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Number Five

The Dude; portrayed by Jeff Bridges
from “The Big Lebowski”
Directed by The Coen Brothers (1998)

Does this one really need explanation? The Dude is an avatar of coolness in the shape of a man.

“The Dude abides. I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.” – The Stranger

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Number Four

Shaun; portrayed by Simon Pegg
from “Shaun of the Dead”
Directed by Edgar Wright (2004)

A loyal friend, misguided boyfriend, devoted son, and slapdash hero. We can all related to Shaun in some way, whether he’s trying to save his relationship or killing a zombie with a cricket bat. He’s an everyman in a terrible situation, hilarious, but also surprisingly emotionally effecting at the dark times. You can’t help but root him on.

“Take car. Go to Mum’s. Kill Phil – “Sorry.” – grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?” – Shaun

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Number Three

Sean Maguire; portrayed by Robin Williams
from “Good Will Hunting”
Directed by Gus Van Sant (1997)

Mentor characters are a dime a dozen in movies. They’re also an essential part of the language of cinema, very much so because they’re a part of our lives. We all need them, these surrogate parents, who will guide us through the dark times. They also serve as an essential part on the heroes journey. Often a wizard, or wise man, who sets the hero on his path to adventure. Few of us are ever lucky enough to get a mentor like Sean Maguire, but don’t we all wish we had one?

“So if I asked you about art, you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I’ll bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you’d probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You’re a tough kid. And I’d ask you about war, you’d probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, “once more unto the breach dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I’d ask you about love, you’d probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms “visiting hours” don’t apply to you. You don’t know about real loss, ’cause it only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you… I don’t see an intelligent, confident man… I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you’re a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You’re an orphan right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally… I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can’t learn anything from you, I can’t read in some fuckin’ book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t want to do that do you sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.” – Sean Maguire

That man earned his Oscar.

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Number Two

Indiana Jones; portrayed by Harrison Ford
first appeared in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”
Directed by Steven Spielburg (1981)

Christian is going to say that I shouldn’t have put this on here because it’s too obvious. But I’m going to say that’s ridiculous. How can you not include the man who is the greatest film hero of all time? You can’t! The man finds ancient artifacts, has a mean whip, fights Nazis, and gets the girl. I would like to be him.

“You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything the Grail stands for! Who gives a *damn* what you believe? “  – Indiana Jones

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Number One

Darth Vader; portrayed by David Prowse and James Earl Jones
first appeared in “Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope”
Directed by George Lucas (1977)

And it shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone.

What we have here is a dynamic character. The greatest screen villain of all time, who was once one of the Galaxy’s greatest heroes, only to fall to darkness. In the end it was the love of his son that redeemed him and brought him back to the light. That, my friends, is what we call a character arc.

Darth Vader: “Luke… help me take this mask off.”
Luke Skywalker: “But you’ll die.”
Darth Vader: “Nothing… can stop that now. Just for once… let me… look on you with my *own* eyes.”

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Honorable Mentions:

The Killer Rabbit;
from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”
Directed by Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam (1975)

“Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. “  – Tim the Enchanter

Godzilla;
first appeared in “Gojira”
Directed by Ishiro Honda (1954)

“I can’t believe that Godzilla was the only surviving member of its species… But if we continue conducting nuclear tests… it’s possible that another Godzilla might appear somewhere in the world again. ”  – Kyohei Yamane-hakase

King Kong;
from “King Kong”
Directed by Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack (1933)

“And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I’m going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to civilization merely a captive – a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, look at Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World. “ – Carl Denham

Richard B. Riddick; portrayed by Vin Diesel
first appeared in “Pitch Black”
Directed by David Twohy (2000)

“They say most of your brain shuts down during cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I’m still awake.”  – Riddick

Yoda; portrayed by Frank Oz
first appeared in “Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back”
Directed by Irving Kershner (1980)

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship. “  – Yoda

New Trip Is Up! April 3, 2009

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All Things Arnold Schwarzenegger!

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Watch Out! Mind Leeches! #4 April 1, 2009

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Bizarro

http://geeksyndicate.wordpress.com/2009/04/01/watch-out-mind-leeches-4-bizarro/